Couchwreck Racers
A green van, a red car and an orange car sliding through a bend on an autumn track lined with stacked tyres.

Couchwreck Racers

Toy cars. Big grudges. One couch.Race, ram and wreck up to three friends on one screen, or take on the AI alone.

Best on a computer, with a keyboard or a gamepad.The demo needs a keyboard or a gamepad: open this page on a computer to play.

Couch

Who you play with

The screen split four ways, one toy car racing in each view. 1 to 4 players
  • Up to four on one screen

    Split screen for two, three or four. Each player takes a gamepad or half the keyboard.

  • Party games between races

    Dodgems, Teddy Rescue, Hot Potato, Wet Paint and more, for when a race is not enough.

  • Anyone can drive

    With EASY DRIVING you point where to go and the car does the steering. PEGGY, your co-driver, teaches the rest.

Wreck

What happens next

A toy car totalled on a dirt road, flames and black smoke pouring out of it. Totalled!
  • Every car is armed

    A gun at the front, a dropper at the back, a boost and a guard. Your ammo refills every lap, so fire away.

  • A wreck costs seconds, not the race

    Scuffs, then smoke, then flames, then a big silly crash. A moment later you are back on the road.

  • A championship that grows

    Win prize money through the leagues and spend it in a workshop that fills up as you go: parts, paint, stickers, new cars.

  • Gun
  • Dropper
  • Boost
  • Guard
A cuckoo let loose by a rival flies at a toy car on a muddy bend, CUCKOO! FROM GREEN across the screen. Cuckoo!

Bring a rocket to a car race

Lock on, let fly, and watch for INCOMING! when someone returns the favour.

  • Rivets
  • Rockets
  • Oil
  • Glue
  • Soda boost

When a race is not enough

Ten party games in the arenas and on the track, each with rules short enough to fit on its badge. Pick one to see it played.

DODGEMS in a toy-block arena: two cars collide in a puff of smoke while the others circle the blocks.

Dodgems

Smash the others. Every wreck you cause scores.

MUDLARK maxed out and repainted purple: a gold zigzag and lightning bolt down the side, a row of spikes, rockets and a propeller on the roof, soda jets on the bonnet and gold wheels.

Maxed outEvery part at its limit, all four items maxed, a fresh coat of purple.

A championship that fills the desk

Between races your car sits in a toy garage on a desk. Spend your winnings on parts, weapons and paint, and watch each one appear on the car.

Win a league and the room grows: a trophy shelf, a new league, rivals with bigger arsenals.

PEGGY, a peg-doll co-driver in a yellow helmet and goggles, waving with her pace-note pad.

PEGGY rides along

PEGGY PACENOTE is your co-driver. She reads the road, calls the hairpins and goes quiet once you have the hang of it.

  • EASY DRIVING

    Point where you want to go and the car steers there, brakes for the bends and keeps off the walls. Each player switches it on for themselves.

  • DRIVING SCHOOL

    Four short lessons on PEGGY's playmat: gas and steer, braking before a bend, the boost and the hairpin. About a minute and a half.

In the free demo

  • Quick races against the AI on four tracks
    • CROSSROADS
    • HAYSTACK HOLLOW
    • PIER PRESSURE
    • TEATIME TANGLE
  • Couch play for two to four, on one keyboard and gamepads
  • EASY DRIVING and PEGGY's DRIVING SCHOOL
  • Three cars, one of each size, and rivals from EASY to HARD
  • Your progress saves in this browser. No account, no tracking.

Best on a computer, with a keyboard or a gamepad. The demo needs a keyboard or a gamepad: open this page on a computer to play. Online races in the browser come later.

Eight toy cars on the starting grid of a seaside track, a grandstand of toy fans beside them.

The full game is on its way

The championship and the workshop, every party and arena game, every track and online races.